Let’s cut through it right now, because the fall of 2025 has turned this argument into a full-time sport: nobody actually loses a relationship because their partner has a friend of the opposite sex. People lose relationships because that friendship gets a...
Let’s be honest about the last two decades of Miami football. Every time this program has flashed something real, it came with an asterisk stapled to the side of the ball. The Canes could score. The Canes could put a quarterback in a highlight package. The Canes...
There is a specific kind of misery available only to a fan whose team just won. Not the loss-hangover, not the blown-lead nausea — something stranger. Your team wins, the record says 1-0, and you spend the rest of the night arguing that the win doesn’t count the...
Let’s get the obvious part out of the way: South Florida is a good football team. Not a cute team. Not a plucky team. Not a “nice story” team that gets a paragraph in the national roundup and a pat on the head. They went into the Swamp and beat a...
Here’s the part everybody skips when this argument breaks out in the group chat: nobody is actually asking whether you can be friends with your ex. They’re asking whether they’ll get caught. That’s the whole thing. Strip the philosophy off it,...
